How do you guarantee your child's party will be a huge success and happily remembered forever? It's easy...

Hey Mom & Dad!  If you would like to make your child's next birthday party in Bergen County NJ an easy, hassle-free party, remember to invite Stretch The Silly Man, NJ's Funniest and Favorite Kids Comedian! This is the no-headache way to create wonderful memories for your child.

"Stretch has fun down to a science! He really understands 5 yr olds and can hold their attention. He is professional, timely, courteous & fun! We saw Stretch perform at the JCC & he made our little one fall off the chair laughing! Stretch made my sons birthday party so easy! He was the party! I just got dressed. Stretch put the "Happy" in our sons birthday! Thank you Stretch!"

Rochelle Mirsky

“Stretch was the best performer we have ever seen. He entertained the kids so well, they were delighted. Even the parents didn’t miss a moment! I don't think I’ve ever been so impressed with a children’s entertainer.”

Shanon Hunt

What really makes a birthday party

easy and unforgettable?

Hiring top notch experienced professional entertainment that will get everyone involved and keep them completely enthralled is the key to making your child's party memorable and impressive.

If your having a birthday party in Bergen County NJ there are many forms of entertainment to choose from, so how do you decide? Other Magicians, Clowns, Puppet Shows, Musicians, Jugglers and much more! It can be frustrating to choose an entertainer that will please everyone and make your party a complete success.

"This wasn't just a poor and lame attempt at entertaining some 4 year olds. Stretch was really funny and kept the children thoroughly entertained and laughing through the entire show. My daughter, her classmates and the adults loved him! Stretch came on time and was very organized and very professional. I was very satisfied. Thanks!

Linda Zahn

Here Is The Solution That You Need...

Stretch The Silly Man, NJ's favorite and funniest kids comedian. Stretch is a full time professional kids comedy magician who specializes in helping Mom's and Dad's make their child's next special event the best, hassle-free, most memorable event ever! With a unique, high energy, fast paced, age appropriate comedy magic and puppetry show that every one loves! Don't take my word for it; listen to what other birthday moms have to say about his show show!

"We cannot thank you enough for making Isabelle's birthday party so unforgettable.  Not only for her & for us, but for every one of her guests as well.  The smiles on the kid's & adults faces really say it all.  They absolutely loved you!  I honestly have never seen a group of children so completely enthralled & entertained in my life.  Considering that I have been to about 15 birthday parties this year alone,  I consider myself somewhat of an expert in this field!  Thank you again for your magical ways, and for making Isabelle's party so terrific!"

Sue Nochta

Why Hire Stretch Over Others?

Tons more fun and professional

than any other entertainer!

    Yes there are many entertainers out there, BUT none of them will come close to offering this level of total quality birthday entertainment!

"Stretch is probably the best children's entertainer we've seen.  He is funny and had the room laughing for a full hour!  I liked how well organized and very professional he is and not to mention he is fabulous with the children.  Stretch made the party easier for me by keeping thirty 3, 4 & 5 year olds super entertained.  He also gave me good tips and suggestions on organizing my party.  Stretch is age appropriate and fun entertainment. He is magic!"   

Trish Goldberger

"Stretch's show was the best show I have ever seen & I have been to tons of parties. Not only did the kids laugh hysterically for an hour straight...the parents loved it too! They honestly could not physically laugh any harder! He made this party so easy because we didn't have to worry about how to entertain the kids for an hour, he did all the work! There is a lot of not so great party entertainment out there...Stretch is the Best!!"

Tracy Boehlert

"The children laughed from the bottom of their bellies the entire time & were still talking about it the next day."

Tara Fincher

"Stretch captivated the attention of all the children immediately and put on a terrific show. The children loved it, and so did the parents. As our son said "My daddy laughed so hard he was crying!" Thank you for a very memorable event!

Jennifer & Mathew Cole

Truly kid friendly and

age appropriate entertainment.

Many entertainers claim to be kid friendly and age appropriate when the truth is most are not. You will be so thrilled and amazed as you hear your child and their guests laugh hysterically and see all their smiling faces during this high energy age appropriate magic and puppetry show. Also, you can rest assured that your children will not be exposed to crude humor or dangerous fire magic as some times performed by many other performers.

"Stretch relates very well with young children and kept their complete attention for the duration of the show. His show is very age appropriate entertainment for young children that is a ton of fun. I loved watching the kids watch Stretch, that was great fun by itself."

Aubrey Blando

"Stretch has such an excellent rapport with the kids, it is like he is one of them! He is the best at relating to kids (I know another magician whose tone is a bit condescending to kids). Stretch is very professional and had the kids hysterically laughing for nearly the whole show! His humor and magic are at just the perfect level to keep them engaged. Stretch also went out of his way to make our birthday girl feel extra special including a special personal goodbye to her as he was leaving the house!"

Kelly Mcdonald

More audience participation and fun than you can imagine!

Whether its from their seats or up on stage, all the children are a part of this fun filled, zany show which means more fun for everyone, even the adults!

"Very funny! Stretch kept everyone completely enthralled. It was nice to hear the children enjoying themselves so much. The parents where so amused as well. What a nice time! Excellent work!"

Phyllis Mirabella

Stretch Is Magic!

Kids and Adults love the show!

The real magic in the show is how Stretch can completely captivate a crowd of young children and keep them enthralled from the beginning to end! From making objects magically change shape size and color, to getting snapped in the nose with a balloon by his sidekick, Skippy, this show is sure to get and keep their attention!

"Stretch made my daughters party a complete success! He not only made the kids laugh but the adults too! He kept the attention of all the kids, not one child moved for the entire performance, they really enjoyed it! Stretch was worth every penny! We look forward to having Stretch perform for our family again!"

Patricia Stock

"Stretch was awesome! He not only had the kids laughing, but the adults as well...all my adult friends were hysterical telling me how good he was!"

Toni Carrea

"I've already told everyone I know. Do yourself a favor and get Stretch for your child's birthday. You will make everyone at any age happy! We had kids from age 2 to 8 at the party. Everyone, including the adults laughed and enjoyed the magic. Stretch is the best!

Susan Mclaughlin

No surprises! Just quality entertainment by Stretch himself!

Don't be kept in suspense! When it comes to having the right entertainment at your party, you don't want to book a show and wonder "who the entertainer will be".  Unlike booking a show through an Entertainment Agency, when you book with Stretch you will get personal service from Stretch himself and you will always know and be in contact directly with the person entertaining at your party!

"I have been to many children's parties with performers & usually they are just a boring mess! Stretch on the other hand is a superior performer! He is a total professional and you are never disappointed! Stretch has total control of the children and keeps them interested the entire time, not to mention the adults!"

Nola Armstrong Olukkani

Experienced, full time entertainer with over 4,000 shows performed!

When your party has to be great, you want the most experienced, hands-on entertainer you can find.  Why risk disappointment with an entertainer who is just starting out, only performs on weekends, and does not do the required number of shows for the experience needed to handle your venue.

"The kids loved Stretch! They didn't take their eyes off of him for 45 minutes. He was sensitive to my sons anxiety about being in the show. Stretch was just terrific! At the beginning my son did not want to participate but was so proud to have been the one to produce the real bunny at the end.  We are grateful for him to have had that positive experience!"

Stacey Pinilis

"Stretch made my party easy not only by entertaining the children, but the adults as well. I have seen many performers, but by far Stretch is the best! The segment when my son was the magician was excellent! The act is well executed - the audience participation is generous - the host child is definitely special and in terms of money, its well spent!"

Rose Newtile

Complete professional set up!

That's right! Even for a small birthday party Stretch brings the complete set up. A professional stage backdrop, wireless microphone and a computerized state of the art sound system, with over 20 different music selections to enhance the experience of having a live show!! After all this is live theatre!! Even your child's birthday party deserves professional attention. Its like bringing Broadway to you!

"Stretch provided everything! Even the music and a background! Stretch was wonderful. I had children ranging in age from 2 to 14 years old and he kept all of them entertained for the entire time. My daughter felt so special as Stretch included her and had her help with may of the skits. The adults where so amazed that their children didn't bother them for a whole hour! Even the adults watched and they were thoroughly entertained as well. Great Job!"

Jane Daly

Unique shows!

The Stretch the Silly Man Show is  NOT your typical "off the shelf" show! Stretch's birthday party show is a unique high energy, age appropriate show that includes tons of audience participation from beginning to end. This hilarious comedy magic show may include a wacky balloon blowing contest, Skippy The Silly Puppet Rabbit, making the birthday child or one of their guests into a magician,  a special magic kit for the birthday child and may include souvenir bags for the kids, at your request, and as always  LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN 100% guaranteed!!

So, have Stretch at your child's party & find out why his experience, enthusiasm & professionalism make him the "best birthday party entertainer in NJ". See for your self why kids and parents rave about his show & let Stretch entertain your guests with this fun filled, fast paced, magically entertaining show. Stretch is available for birthday parties in New Jersey and New York. (By special request he is also available in other states.)

A message from Stretch himself!

MORE THAN A

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Your event is so extremely important to me & I take it very seriously.  I am so sure that your audience will love the show that it comes with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee!  

That's right. If you don't honestly feel your child and guests thoroughly enjoyed the program you host -- you don't have to pay!  

You also get an  EXCLUSIVE BONUSGUARANTEE that no other performer in the entire TRI STATE area offers. If you are not satisfied with my program, not only will I give you your money back, but I will also give you $50 out of my pocket just for wasting your time. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

If you read all the testimonials I've included for you on this site you know that you don't have anything to worry about. You won't be disappointed and you won't want your money back. I guarantee it!

There you have it. Why take a chance on hiring someone else who you and your child may not be happy with?  Stretch has offered this guarantee since day one and has been enthusiastically paid after each show!  In fact, Stretch is asked back year after year by many of his happy clients.

This site was last edited on 02/19/2009. Website and contents Copyright © 2008 Stretch The Silly Man. All Rights Reserved.