Why Choose Stretch

Why Hire Stretch Over Others?

Tons more fun and professional

than any other entertainer!

Yes there are many good entertainers out there, BUT none of them will come close to offering this level of commitment and total quality professional entertainment!

"Stretch is probably the best children's entertainer we've seen. He is funny and had the room laughing for a full hour! I liked how well organized and very professional he is and not to mention he is fabulous with the children. Stretch made the party easier for me by keeping thirty 3, 4 & 5 year olds super entertained. He also gave me good tips and suggestions on organizing my party. Stretch is age appropriate and fun entertainment. He is magic!"

Trish Goldberger

"Stretch's show was the best show I have ever seen & I have been to tons of parties. Not only did the kids laugh hysterically for an hour straight...the parents loved it too! They honestly could not physically laugh any harder! He made this party so easy because we didn't have to worry about how to entertain the kids for an hour, he did all the work! There is a lot of not so great party entertainment out there...Stretch is the Best!!"

Tracy Boehlert

"The children laughed from the bottom of their bellies the entire time & were still talking about it the next day."

Tara Fincher

"Stretch captivated the attention of all the children immediately and put on a terrific show. The children loved it, and so did the parents. As our son said "My daddy laughed so hard he was crying!" Thank you for a very memorable event!

Jennifer & Mathew Cole

Truly kid friendly and

age appropriate entertainment.

Many of our past customers have told us that they have seen entertainers that have the wrong idea as to what really entertains kids and claim to be kid friendly when the truth is most are not. You will be so thrilled and amazed as you hear your child and their guests laugh hysterically and see all their smiling faces during this high energy age appropriate comedy magic show. Also, you can rest assured that your children will not be exposed to crude humor or dangerous fire as some times demonstrated by many other performers.

"Stretch relates very well with young children and kept their complete attention for the duration of the show. His show is very age appropriate entertainment for young children that is a ton of fun. I loved watching the kids watch Stretch, that was great fun by itself."

Aubrey Blando

"Stretch has such an excellent rapport with the kids, it is like he is one of them! He is the best at relating to kids (I know another magician whose tone is a bit condescending to kids). Stretch is very professional and had the kids hysterically laughing for nearly the whole show! His humor and magic are at just the perfect level to keep them engaged. Stretch also went out of his way to make our birthday girl feel extra special including a special personal goodbye to her as he was leaving the house!"

Kelly Mcdonald

More audience participation and fun than you can imagine!

Whether its from their seats or up on stage, all the children are a part of this fun filled, zany show which means more fun for everyone!

"Very funny! Stretch kept everyone completely enthralled. It was nice to hear the children enjoying themselves so much. The parents where so amused as well. What a nice time! Excellent work!"

Phyllis Mirabella

Stretch Is Magic!

Kids and Adults love the show!

The real magic in the show is how Stretch can completely captivate a crowd of young children and keep them enthralled from the beginning to end!

"Stretch made my daughters party a complete success! He not only made the kids laugh but the adults too! He kept the attention of all the kids, not one child moved for the entire performance, they really enjoyed it! Stretch was worth every penny! We look forward to having Stretch perform for our family again!"

Patricia Stock

"Stretch was awesome! He not only had the kids laughing, but the adults as well...all my adult friends were hysterical telling me how good he was!"

Toni Carrea

"I've already told everyone I know. Do yourself a favor and get Stretch for your child's birthday. You will make everyone at any age happy! We had kids from age 2 to 8 at the party. Everyone, including the adults laughed and enjoyed the magic. Stretch is the best!

Susan Mclaughlin

No surprises! Just quality entertainment by Stretch himself!

Don't be kept in suspense! When it comes to having the right entertainment at your party, you don't want to book a show with an agency that subcontracts tons of entertainers and wonder "who the entertainer will be". When you book with Stretch you will get personal service from Stretch himself, you will always know and be in contact directly with Stretch or his booking assistant.

"I have been to many children's parties with performers & usually they are just a boring mess! Stretch on the other hand is a superior performer! He is a total professional and you are never disappointed! Stretch has total control of the children and keeps them interested the entire time, not to mention the adults!"

Nola Armstrong Olukkani

Experienced, full time entertainer with over 4,250 shows performed!

When your party has to be great, you want the most experienced, hands-on entertainer you can find. Why risk disappointment with an entertainer who just works week-ends or doesn't do the required number of shows for the experience needed to handle your venue.

"The kids loved Stretch! They didn't take their eyes off of him for 45 minutes. He was sensitive to my sons anxiety about being in the show. Stretch was just terrific! At the beginning my son did not want to participate but was so proud to have been the one to produce the real bunny at the end. We are grateful for him to have had that positive experience!"

Stacey Pinilis

"Stretch made my party easy not only by entertaining the children, but the adults as well. I have seen many performers, but by far Stretch is the best! The segment when my son was the magician was excellent! The act is well executed - the audience participation is generous - the host child is definitely special and in terms of money, its well spent!"

Rose Newtile

Complete professional set up!

Not your typical one trunk kid show! Even for a birthday party we bring the complete set up. This show includes a backdrop, wireless mic and a computerized state of the art sound system, with over 20 different music selections to enhance the experience of having a live show!! After all this is live theatre!

"Stretch provided everything! Even the music and a background! Stretch was wonderful. I had children ranging in age from 2 to 14 years old and he kept all of them entertained for the entire time. My daughter felt so special as Stretch included her and had her help with may of the skits. The adults where so amazed that their children didn't bother them for a whole hour! Even the adults watched and they were thoroughly entertained as well. Great Job!"

Jane Daly

Unique shows!

As one of our happy customers put it "This wasn't just a poor and lame attempt at entertaining some 4 year olds." The Stretch the Silly Man Show is NOT your typical "off the shelf" show! Stretch's birthday party show is a unique high energy, age appropriate show that includes tons of audience participation from beginning to end. This hilarious comedy magic show may include a wacky balloon blowing contest, Skippy The Silly Puppet Rabbit, making the birthday child or one of their guests into a magician, balloon creations for the birthday child, magic giveaways for all the kids, FUN activity sheets for all the kids, a special magic kit for the birthday child and may include souvenir bags for the kids and as always LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN, more than 100% guaranteed!!

Stretch is the only entertainer in NJ to

provide you with this exclusive guarantee!

MORE THAN A

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Your event is so extremely important to me & I take it very seriously. I am so sure that your audience will love the show that it comes with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee & a WORRY FREE GUARANTEE!

This EXCLUSIVE WORRY FREE BONUS GUARANTEE is not offered by any other entertainer in the entire Tri-State area.

You read that right, if you don't honestly feel your guests thoroughly enjoyed the program you host -- you don't have to pay, and you'll get $50 out of my own pocket just for wasting your time.

Why do I offer such a guarantee?...Because I'm sick and tired of hearing the horror stories about nice, regular people being taken advantage of and misled by the truckloads of BAD entertainers that you'll find in so many advertisements.

If you have read all the testimonials and watched some of the videos I've included for you on this site, you know that you don't have anything to worry about.

Avoid disappointment by taking a chance on booking someone who you or your guests may not be happy with? We have offered this guarantee since day one and every single one of our clients have paid us enthusiastically and many rebook the show for other events. You too won't be disappointed and you won't want your money back. I guarantee it!

WARNING!!

Do NOT Hire Any Entertainer That Does Not Meet The Following Criteria...

The sad fact is that there are many entertainers that are not very good and simply not appropriate for children! Why risk making a mistake and ruining your child's event...Make sure that the entertainer you hire meets all of these very important standards.

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